Ars Amatoria; or, The Art Of Love by Ovid

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By Robert Nguyen Posted on Dec 11, 2025
In Category - World Cultures
Ovid, 44 BCE-18? Ovid, 44 BCE-18?
English
Ever wished someone would just give you a straight-talking guide to romance from ancient Rome? Ovid's 'Ars Amatoria' is exactly that—a cheeky, surprisingly modern how-to manual for finding and keeping love (or at least a good date) in the 1st century BCE. Forget stiff philosophy; this is playful, witty, and packed with scandalous advice that got Ovid himself exiled. The real mystery isn't about love—it's about why a society that built aqueducts and empires needed a poet to explain dating. This book reveals the hilarious, human side of history you never got in school.
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well-versed. The truth will I sing; Mother of Love, favour my design. Be ye afar, [702] ye with the thin fillets on your hair, the mark of chastity; and thou, long flounce, which dost conceal the middle of the foot. We will sing of guiltless delights, and of thefts allowed; and in my song there shall be nought that is criminal. In the first place, endeavour to find out an object which you may desire to love, you who are now coming for the first time to engage as a soldier in a new service. The next task after that, is to prevail on the fair by pleasing her. The third is, for her love to prove of long duration. This is my plan; this space shall be marked out by my chariot; this the turning-place to be grazed by my wheels in their full career. While you may, and while you are able to proceed with flowing reins; choose one to whom you may say, "You alone are pleasing to me." She will not come to you gliding through the yielding air; the fair one that suits must be sought with your eyes. The hunter knows full well where to extend the toils for the deer; full well he knows in what vale dwells the boar gnashing with his teeth. The shrubberies are known to the fowlers. He who holds out the hooks, knows what waters are swam in by many a fish. You, too, who seek a subject for enduring love, first learn in what spot the fair are to be met with. In your search, I will not bid you give your sails to the wind, nor is a long path to be trodden by you, that you may find her. Let Perseus bear away his Andromeda from the tawny Indians, [703] and let the Grecian fair be ravished by Paris, the Phrygian hero. Rome will present you damsels as many, and full as fair; so that you will declare, that whatever has been on the earth, she possesses. As many ears of corn as Gargara has, as many clusters as Methymna; as many fishes as are concealed in the seas, birds in the boughs; as many stars as [704] heaven has, so many fair ones does your own Rome contain; and in her own City does the mother of Æneas hold her reign. Are you charmed by early and still dawning years, the maiden in all her genuineness will come before your eyes; or do you wish a riper fair, [705] a thousand riper will please you; you will be forced not to know which is your own choice. Or does an age mature and more staid delight you; this throng too, believe me, will be even greater. Do you only saunter at your leisure in the shade of Pompey's Portico, [706] when the sun approaches the back of the Lion of Hercules; [707] or where the mother [708] has added her own gifts to those of her son, a work rich in its foreign marble. And let not the Portico of Livia [709] be shunned by you, which, here and there adorned with ancient paintings, bears the name of its founder. Where, too, are the grand-daughters of Be-lus, [710] who dared to plot death for their wretched cousins, and where their enraged father stands with his drawn sword. Nor let Adonis, bewailed by Venus, [711] escape you; and the seventh holy-day observed by the Jew of Syria. [712] Nor fly from the Memphian temples of Isis the linen-wearing heifer; she has made many a woman...

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Ovid's 'Ars Amatoria' (The Art of Love) isn't a novel with a plot. Think of it as a three-part instruction manual written as a poem. The first two books give men step-by-step advice: where to meet women in Rome (the theater and circus are prime spots), how to win them over with flattery and letters, and how to keep their interest. The third book flips the script, offering women their own playbook on beauty, charm, and managing their admirers. It's all delivered with a wink, suggesting games, lies, and strategies that feel shockingly familiar.

Why You Should Read It

This book completely shatters the stuffy image of ancient Romans. Ovid's voice is conversational, funny, and sly. Reading it, you realize people haven't changed much—they still worried about good pickup lines, played hard to get, and overthought their outfits for a night out. The advice is often outrageous (he seriously suggests pretending to cry at the theater to seem sensitive), which makes it a riot to read. It's also a fascinating window into daily life in Rome, from fashion to social hangouts.

Final Verdict

Perfect for anyone who loves history but hates dry textbooks, or for readers who enjoy sharp wit and social observation. If you like the clever, rule-breaking spirit of 'The School for Scandal' or even modern dating columns, you'll find a kindred spirit in Ovid. Just be prepared—this ancient guide might make you laugh and cringe in equal measure, proving that the more things change, the more the dating game stays the same.



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James Anderson
10 months ago

As someone who reads a lot, the pacing is just right, keeping you engaged. One of the best books I've read this year.

Kevin King
1 year ago

Based on the summary, I decided to read it and the plot twists are genuinely surprising. Exactly what I needed.

Donald Lewis
2 years ago

Compatible with my e-reader, thanks.

Susan Gonzalez
2 months ago

Honestly, the author's voice is distinct and makes complex topics easy to digest. Thanks for sharing this review.

Donald Lee
9 months ago

Based on the summary, I decided to read it and the plot twists are genuinely surprising. Definitely a 5-star read.

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