L'hérésiarque et Cie by Guillaume Apollinaire

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By Robert Nguyen Posted on Dec 11, 2025
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Apollinaire, Guillaume, 1880-1918 Apollinaire, Guillaume, 1880-1918
French
Imagine a man who spends his life hunting down heretics for the Catholic Church, only to discover he might be the biggest heretic of them all. That's the wild ride Apollinaire sends you on in this collection. It's not just one story—it's a whole box of strange chocolates, each with a different weird center. You get tales of fake saints, people who sell their shadows, and a guy who might be Jesus' twin brother. Written just over a century ago, it somehow feels like it was beamed in from another dimension. If you like stories that make you laugh, scratch your head, and wonder what you just read, this is your next book.
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race. The pages of Suetonius will amply gratify this natural curiosity. In them we find a series of individual portraits sketched to the life, with perfect truth and rigorous impartiality. La Harpe remarks of Suetonius, “He is scrupulously exact, and strictly methodical. He omits nothing which concerns the person whose life he is writing; he relates everything, but paints nothing. His work is, in some sense, a collection of anecdotes, but it is very curious to read and consult.” [2] Combining as it does amusement and information, Suetonius’s “Lives of the Caesars” was held in such estimation, that, so soon after the invention of printing as the year 1500, no fewer than eighteen editions had been published, and nearly one hundred have since been added to the number. Critics of the highest rank have devoted themselves to the task of correcting and commenting on the text, and the work has been translated into most European languages. Of the English translations, that of Dr. Alexander Thomson, published in 1796, has been made the basis of the present. He informs us in his Preface, that a version of Suetonius was with him only a secondary object, his principal design being to form a just estimate of Roman literature, and to elucidate the state of government, and the manners of the times; for which the work of Suetonius seemed a fitting vehicle. Dr. Thomson’s remarks appended to each successive reign, are reprinted nearly verbatim in the present edition. His translation, however, was very diffuse, and retained most of the inaccuracies of that of Clarke, on which it was founded; considerable care therefore has been bestowed in correcting it, with the view of producing, as far as possible, a literal and faithful version. To render the works of Suetonius, as far as they are extant, complete, his Lives of eminent Grammarians, Rhetoricians, and Poets, of which a translation has not before appeared in English, are added. These Lives abound with anecdote and curious information connected with learning and literary men during the period of which the author treats. T. F. CONTENTS I. LIVES OF THE TWELVE CAESARS 1. Julius Caesar 2. Augustus 3. Tiberius 4. Caligula 5. Claudius 6. Nero 7. Galba 8. Otho 9. Vitellius 10. Vespasian 11. Titus 12. Domitian II. LIVES OF THE GRAMMARIANS AND THE HISTORIANS III. LIVES OF THE POETS Terence Juvenal Persius Horace Lucan Pliny FOOTNOTES INDEX (1) THE TWELVE CAESARS. CAIUS JULIUS CASAR. I. Julius Caesar, the Divine [3], lost his father [4] when he was in the sixteenth year of his age [5]; and the year following, being nominated to the office of high-priest of Jupiter [6], he repudiated Cossutia, who was very wealthy, although her family belonged only to the equestrian order, and to whom he had been contracted when he was a mere boy. He then married (2) Cornelia, the daughter of Cinna, who was four times consul; and had by her, shortly afterwards, a daughter named Julia. Resisting all the efforts of the dictator Sylla to induce him to divorce Cornelia, he suffered the penalty of being stripped of his sacerdotal office, his wife’s dowry, and his own patrimonial estates; and, being identified with the adverse faction [7], was compelled to withdraw from Rome. After changing his place of concealment nearly every night [8], although he was suffering from a quartan ague, and having effected his release by bribing the officers who had tracked his footsteps, he at length obtained a pardon through the intercession of the vestal virgins, and of Mamercus Aemilius and Aurelius Cotta, his near relatives. We are assured that...

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Published in 1910, this is a collection of short stories by the French poet Guillaume Apollinaire. It's not a single plot, but a series of strange, funny, and often philosophical tales.

The Story

The title story follows Papa Jules, a heresy hunter for the Vatican. His job is to track down and expose religious fakes. But his whole world gets turned upside down when he starts to believe he might be the twin brother of Jesus Christ himself. The other stories in the book are just as bizarre. There's one about a man who sells his shadow, another about a group of people who create a fake saint, and plenty of odd characters caught between reality and their own wild beliefs.

Why You Should Read It

I loved how playful and smart this book is. Apollinaire pokes fun at religion, authority, and human gullibility, but he does it with a wink, not a sneer. The stories are short and punchy, perfect for reading one before bed. They leave you with a funny feeling—like you've just heard a great joke that also makes you think. The characters, especially Papa Jules, are so convinced of their own strange truths that you can't help but get pulled into their weird worlds.

Final Verdict

This is for readers who enjoy clever, offbeat humor and aren't afraid of something a little surreal. It's perfect if you like authors like Jorge Luis Borges or Italo Calvino, or if you just want to try something completely different from a typical novel. Don't go in looking for a straightforward plot. Go in ready to be surprised, amused, and maybe a little bewildered in the best possible way.



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Matthew Jackson
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I didn't expect much, but it creates a vivid world that you simply do not want to leave. A true masterpiece.

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