Cupid's Fair-Weather Booke by John Cecil Clay and Oliver Herford

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By Robert Nguyen Posted on Dec 11, 2025
In Category - Geography
Herford, Oliver, 1863-1935 Herford, Oliver, 1863-1935
English
Ever wonder if Cupid's a bit of a slacker? This charming little book from 1907 asks exactly that. It's not your typical love story—it's a witty, illustrated peek into the celestial bureaucracy of romance. Imagine Cupid as a cheeky office worker, keeping a 'day book' of his matches and mismatches. The real mystery? Whether love is divine magic or just celestial paperwork gone right (or terribly wrong). Think of it as a Edwardian-era comic strip about the world's most famous matchmaker having an off day. It's short, sweet, and will make you look at Valentine's Day with a whole new sense of humor.
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Marked coldness, followed by windy sighs, culminating in stormy bluster. Alternate Frostiness and Melting. A depressing month and one to test the intensity of the heart gardener. All but the hardiest plants must be given extreme attention, and many gardeners, to avoid the danger of a frost, sit up far into the night with their favorite plants during this month. But at the best it is apt to be chilly and unpleasant going. The month ends in calm, indifferent weather. [Illustration] APRIL [Illustration: _Taurus_] The Bull [Illustration] THE BULL Thro’ melting clouds the ever-gaining Sun Predicts a rise in Summer’s stock to-day. The Bears of Winter now are on the run, The Bull of Spring o’er April’s Bourse holds sway. [Illustration] [Illustration] CUPID’S FORECAST APRIL Less cold but very changeable. Brief intervals of smiling weather, succeeded by frowning clouds and petulant showers. Sudden storms, accompanied by floods of tears, which dry rapidly as warmer feeling prevails. The first Spring Hats begin to come out and the mewing of Pussy Willow is heard in the land. The month will end with soft, engaging weather. [Illustration] MAY [Illustration: _Gemini_] The Twins [Illustration] THE TWINS Winter the Dotard, fool’d by April’s tears, Is fain to linger in the lap of Spring, When, with her tall twin brothers, May appears, And bids him have no thought of such a thing. [Illustration] [Illustration] CUPID’S FORECAST MAY Small birds will begin house-hunting and set the fashion by choosing mates. Soft airs prevail and the skies are rosy. The first leaflets of Spring poetry begin to come out. Occasional warm showers, melting hearts and budding friendships. A few sharp storms, followed by bright making-up weather. [Illustration] JUNE [Illustration: _Cancer_] The Crab [Illustration] THE CRAB Since it is written “Crabbed Age and Youth Cannot together live,” now strange to tell, The crusty Crab for love of June’s sweet tooth Lays down his life and doffs his armored shell. [Illustration] [Illustration] CUPID’S FORECAST JUNE Depression in heart areas, relieved by brief storms which clear the air. A wave of tenderness over all the heart regions, followed by a general warm feeling and the glad ringing of church bells. If you are going to cultivate Matrimony this year, now is the time to begin. Flowery sentiments abound. Increasing warmth produces an atmosphere charged with restlessness in the thickly peopled heart centres. Unsettled weather and clouds, melting away in epistolary showers. [Illustration] JULY [Illustration: _Leo_] The Lion [Illustration] THE LION See how the Lion rages in July And shakes his mane and walketh up and down, And roars for hunger. Shall I tell you why? The folk who feed him all are out of town. [Illustration] [Illustration] CUPID’S FORECAST JULY General seaward movement in the air, followed by ocean breezes and heavily charged Hotel Atmosphere. Waves of hot air, principally on the beaches and hotel piazzas. Engaging weather everywhere, with intervals of changeableness. Cooler airs and tempermentary depression, which are followed by clearing skies and renewed warm pressure. [Illustration] AUGUST [Illustration: _Virgo_] The Virgin [Illustration] THE VIRGIN Come maidens all, for grace or beauty known, Behold your queen in virgin majesty— The Summer Girl, who sits on August’s throne And holds her court beside the laughing sea. [Illustration] [Illustration: _The Sands Of Time_] CUPID’S FORECAST AUGUST Cupid’s Shooting Season is at its height. Steady weather. Bright skies and continued prevalence of Hot Air. A few storms, violent, but of short duration, and ending in still warmer conditions. Towards the end of the month a slightly depressed atmosphere, but the month will end with a sunlit sea and warm waves. The barometer...

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The Story

This isn't a novel with a traditional plot. Instead, it's a playful collection of Cupid's supposed diary entries and observations. Through short poems and Oliver Herford's clever illustrations, we follow the god of love as he goes about his work. We see him taking aim, sometimes missing, dealing with grumpy clients, and generally managing the messy business of human hearts. It's a day in the life, if that life was spent causing crushes and crafting couples.

Why You Should Read It

This book is a joy because it doesn't take love too seriously. It pokes gentle fun at the whole idea of destined romance. The drawings are full of character—Cupid looks less like a powerful god and more like a put-upon cherub with a big job. It captures a very specific, lighthearted mood from over a century ago. Reading it feels like finding a perfectly preserved, funny Valentine in your great-grandparents' attic. It reminds you that people have always been both bewildered and amused by love.

Final Verdict

Perfect for anyone who enjoys vintage humor, light poetry, or unique little art books. It's a great pick for a cozy afternoon, a fun gift for a book lover with a sense of humor, or a charming palate cleanser between heavier reads. If you like the idea of love with a wink, this century-old joke is still delivering the punchline.



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Jennifer Lee
10 months ago

A must-have for anyone studying this subject.

Sandra Anderson
2 years ago

After finishing this book, the content flows smoothly from one chapter to the next. Definitely a 5-star read.

Jessica Hernandez
1 year ago

Comprehensive and well-researched.

Michael Johnson
1 year ago

Fast paced, good book.

Steven Lewis
7 months ago

Loved it.

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